Saturday, February 1, 2014

Serious Humour About A USA Earthquake and My Uncle Ronnie



I would like to be serious about humour. I have tried many times to write comedy but nobody laughed. However, my two most serious stories made everybody laugh. 

The first was a short story about an earthquake survivor. I based it on a true story. I described how a girl in an earthquake held onto her friend hand. In the morning she was rescued and the rescuers found nobody was attached to the hand. 

First somebody had to tell her. Then she had to deal with it.

 My short store followed two other comic pieces. However, mine was the one which had everybody in hysterics. 

Later that week I met a fellow writer (the late Karl Blau) in the street. He told me how much he had enjoyed my comic piece.

 I confessed it was based on the truth. What happened in the USA bombing. I thought everybody else would have read the story and already know it. 

When Karl hear it was a true story, he did not look cross or unimpressed, he laughed even more. I still don't know why.




    The second strange piece of unintended humour was about my beloved Uncle Ronnie. I wrote what I thought was a very sad true dramatisation of how he was in dispute with his mother. 

He was a vegetarian. She was a Jewish mother who tried to make people eat. 

He was colour blind. He could not see flowers. My grandparents loved gardening and flowers. 

My audience was falling about laughing. My reading of the piece, exaggerating the two characters, helped.



Friday, January 31, 2014

Hazel Nuts Humour




I was born Hazel. But I always wanted to be blonde. At school I was called Hazel nut. So I adopted my middle name Angela. I tried to register the name Hazel Nut Publications but all the Hazel Nut and Cashew Nut and Almonds and Macadamia Nut factories had already got the websites. So I settled for hazel nutter. Nobody takes you seriously if you call yourself hazel nutter. You just say your name and they grin. So I had to go into comedy. They say if you have lemons make lemonade. If people alight you when you try to be serious go into comedy.