Hospital appointments

The NHS is complaining that it is losing millions of pounds (sterling) in missed appointments. I'm not surprised.
    If you could get through on the phone there would not be such a problem. I expect half the people have died before the appointment comes around.

   My beloved uncle Ronnie had died. My local hospital sent outpatient appointments for eye tests to my uncle who had died in the hospital. I went to the morgue to get him. And show them. But he was too heavy to lift - so I had to leave him there.